patndoris TechnoGeek

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It's funny how things work sometimes. Funny strange...not funny ha-ha. When you take a look at my Twisted Physics Theory I realize I failed to take into account the theory of parallel universes and some basic concepts of quantum physics. As always, I know you'll work with me on this one, if not for trying to find some tiny speck of real science buried in here (which perhaps you will if you look closely enough), but for the sheer delight of trying to figure out just how does that crazy lunatic mind of mine work?!

First, the basic concept of a parallel universe. In this universe you make a decision, your life follows some course. Some suggest there are an infinite number of parallel universes, in which you make a different choice, which result in a totally different outcomes. In each, our lives take very different twists and turns. The roads of your life evolve in a totally different manner in the alternate universes. But do these possibilities ever cross, intertwine with one another? Can they miraculously merge, changing the outcome of the current universe? That's where the black holes come in....

In the general theory of quantum physics, information is never destroyed. It remains somewhere forever. There was a belief the gravitational pull of a black hole sucked in matter and information, and it was destroyed by the intensity inside. In recent years however, there has been a reversal of thought - perhaps as the black hole collapses, the information is slowly disseminated out, albeit in a garbled form. Black holes have been thought (primarily by Stephen Hawking)an intensely scientific and quite brilliant man - who's theories you should at least read once...again I digress...) to be a bridge - one which sucks information in, and acts as a portal to another universe (which works quite well to support my perverse scientific thoughts). Though he's changed his theories somewhat in more recent years, I prefer to adhere to this theory of transportation from one universe to another, at least for my warped and somewhat amusing purposes here. For the sake of simplicity, think of black holes like a giant Star Trek transporter, moving a given universe from point A to point B.

Which brings me back to my twisted physics. "A wish will remain a wish until it is replaced with another wish." If you've read my original theory you'll remember this one (although by the time I reached this particular point you may well have given up on finding anything resembling sanity in that particular post.) Oh geez!! You may be coming to that same conclusion in this one...ah well, in the pursuit of true twisted science I will persevere on. Presumably, if you're even reading this far, you know me well enough to humor me, giving me the latitude to explore and draw this out just a bit farther. And if your strange enough to embrace the possibilities - I applaud you for being just as sick and twisted as I am - welcome to my party!...where science meets probable impossibility!

Let's assume a parallel universe can be sucked into a black hole, being instantaneously transported and deposited into the midst of your current universe. This would change the path of your life seemingly inexplicably. Into the mix of my physics then drops the very non-scientific statement "everything happens for a reason." If you choose to allow this digression from science (in fact bordering on the slightly religious) to fall into place, it supports my mixing of universes quite well. Although you've not chosen to alter your path, you made the decisions you made, why then have things inexplicably changed at the drop of a hat? Because another universe has suddenly been transported and overlaid - merged into your current universe.

You may have been told that some higher power has a design for our lives, a master plan which we are not to question and will never understand. Now this theory doesn't really mesh with my idea that science and religion should be separate - but that will likely be expounded upon at some point in my thoughts on antidisesscientificinism (yup...you guessed it I made that one up too! But it would make a fabulous Scrabble word wouldn't it? Though I can't be arsed just now to figure out the value - I suspect it's long enough for not one but two triple word scores, and with the double letters, I'm sure it would be quite a whopper! Now I really must stop mucking about and get to the task at hand....) Perhaps this master plan incorporates pulling the alternate universe through the black hole, thus changing our lives at the seeming drop of a hat. Sometimes the changes are unwelcome and unsettling, and sometimes - perhaps - they truly are for the better.