Tags: jokes
Emergency Flashers
by patndoris on Aug.14, 2009, under Jokes
And now for the joke of the....wow...it's been a long time since I posted anything hasn't it? OK...how about...and now for a joke - I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car a… more »
Work Virus
by patndoris on Jun.10, 2009, under Jokes
A lovely little joke I received by email some time back. There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of… more »
Just what is "Butt Dust"?
by patndoris on Apr.30, 2009, under Jokes
As usual, I'm not takin' credit, I'm just passin' on the smiles and snickers (no not the candy bar silly!). Kids are so innocent and so creative... What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and… more »
Bridge to Hawaii
by patndoris on Mar.10, 2009, under Jokes
Ah yes, what do I do when ideas escape me? I find a (more-or-less) family friendly joke from my email archives and share it with everyone. Today is no exception. As usual, I did not make this one up and I've no idea where it originated. This one did brin… more »
Top this for a Speeding Ticket
by patndoris on Dec.13, 2008, under Jokes
Another great story from my "email archives". Once again - I have no idea where it originates, so I take no credit for it. This has to be one of my favorites! Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-1… more »
Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies
by patndoris on Nov.28, 2008, under Jokes
From my email archives: Wouldn't you just love to actually put one of these on your email at work one day? I'm sure at least one of these will make you grin. (BTW, just to be clear ? I have no idea where these came from and take no credit for them.)… more »
A True Technical Support Story
by patndoris on Sep.15, 2007, under Computers, Jokes
(Note: Names have been changed to protect the innocent. The actual text chat wasn't quite like this...but u'll get the idea. )
Patndoris: Hello & thank u fer contacting tech support @ patndoris is ur buddy. How may I assist u 2today?
Buddy: I'm… more »
Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?
by patndoris on Feb.28, 2007, under Science?, Jokes
If you haven't run across this one while surfing the net, it's worth a read. Follow the logic carefully and see if you come to the same conclusions:
"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."… more »
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