Category: Jokes
Daddy, How Was I Born?
by patndoris on Jan.16, 2010, under Jokes
This one made email rounds recently but it was too cute not to share here: A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got… more »
Emergency Flashers
by patndoris on Aug.14, 2009, under Jokes
And now for the joke of the....wow...it's been a long time since I posted anything hasn't it? OK...how about...and now for a joke - I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car a… more »
My Living Will
by patndoris on Jul.03, 2009, under Jokes
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up… more »
Work Virus
by patndoris on Jun.10, 2009, under Jokes
A lovely little joke I received by email some time back. There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of… more »
Just what is "Butt Dust"?
by patndoris on Apr.30, 2009, under Jokes
As usual, I'm not takin' credit, I'm just passin' on the smiles and snickers (no not the candy bar silly!). Kids are so innocent and so creative... What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and… more »
How Bad is the Economy?
by patndoris on Apr.17, 2009, under Jokes
Thanks to Dodo for this one! It is definitely getting very bad (Cat's are so dramatic) more »
A Simple Children's Story but can YOU Read It?
by patndoris on Mar.22, 2009, under Jokes
I originally searched the internet, back in February of 2007, to see if I could find this one with a quick Google. Amazingly I did not. I figured after two (2) years, it was good for a re-run. Many years ago, my father gave me this story, showing the hum… more »
Bridge to Hawaii
by patndoris on Mar.10, 2009, under Jokes
Ah yes, what do I do when ideas escape me? I find a (more-or-less) family friendly joke from my email archives and share it with everyone. Today is no exception. As usual, I did not make this one up and I've no idea where it originated. This one did brin… more »
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